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He’s Not Ken Or A Hen Shirt

The He’s Not Ken Or A Hen Shirt for Thanksgiving are you cannot have more the 3 households gathering in one place. So if you have more than 2 kids and you are the parent’s house Sorry not everyone can come. The restrictions get even worse. In California. If you comply with that no more than 3 household rule. You then have create 6 feet between each person on all directions and wear a mask. That is one very large table (about 4 times the size of most tables) then you need space to make put this huge table Oh you can go to the bathroom, in your hosts home, but it basically has to be sterilized after each use. Maybe you can have an outdoor gathering in California in December, but try a North east state where it is extremely cold in December. Do you want to eat your dinner and enjoy your family with snow falling on your head in freezing weather. I don’t,. This is how the Government Grinch steals Christmas.

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Now, open your eyes and without moving your head ( just your eyes), see 5 things. It will be hard in the Miley Cyrus Retro Shirt, but you will probably see a light on a smoke detector, maybe the edge of a door frame, a little light coming through, a window, etc. After you have seen 5 things, now close your eyes and without moving at all, HEAR 5 things. This may take a while and you really need to concentrate. You can’t count the same sound twice. What I hear usually is crickets outside, (maybe not at Christmastime) a dog barking in the far off distance, a car going by, the house settling, the furnace blowing, maybe a toilet flushing. You must be very quiet and listen carefully. You will be suprised what you hear. Now if you are still awake, without moving, feel 5 things. This is not as hard as you might think. You feel your head on the pillow, you feel your hands on the sheets, you feel your pajamas on your body, you even feel your tongue touching the inside of your mouth. If you get through all these things and you are still awake, start back at seeing 5 things and repeat; see 5 things, hear 5 things, feel five things. I have only been able to get to the end twice.

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