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King Kong has the infinity Gauntlet shirtThis is a bizarre hypothetical. Let’s rephrase this as a single King Kong has the infinity Gauntlet shirt who has a reason not to celebrate Christmas. Maybe they’re a Jehovah’s Witness, or they’re Jewish. There’s not another parent to do the work. Is this unfair? I don’t think so. There are a whole bunch of people who don’t celebrate Christmas, and their lives are fine. If the children want to celebrate Christmas, that’s up to the parent. They don’t and aren’t, and there’s a pile of books, anecdotes, and stories of how different parents manage it.

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It’s a KLM Royal Dutch Airlines Boeing 737 9K2 Hawaiian Shirt kid’s movie that adults can enjoy. The only bad language is done in a cutesy way, with unintelligible sounds, kind of like the adults always talked in Peanuts cartoons. Ralph gets his mouth washed out with soap for it. The only violence is a scene where Ralph, while being picked on by a bully, snaps and fights back. It isn’t overly violent, and it isn’t glorified fighting, it’s just a couple of kids fighting in the snow like kids do. Ralph is crying throughout, so it is not some kind of ‘Aha, the victim has turned the tables with violence!’ I think the only other scene of violence is where Ralph fantasizes that he defends the house from burglars in the backyard with a BB gun. The scene is in black and white and sped up like a funny silent movie, and the burglars wear comical, old timey burglar outfits – striped shirt and black masks, like the Hamburglar. I think Ralphie shoots them in the butt as they try to climb back over the fence to get away.

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